illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim)

dutchster:

when people start clapping at the end of a movie

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vanillish:

coming out to my parents as a cheetah girl

elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

me: *sees dog*
me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*